Alien Offers Exclusive Course in Intergalactic Accounting
Famed Betelgeusian accounting and finance specialist Mr. BeeBooBee has decided to offer its intergalactically famous Intergalactic Accounting & Finance 101 course to mere Earthlings.
Liam Johnson, Age 3, New CEO of Bendi Co.
The business world was shocked today when Liam Johnson, an otherwise unknown 3-year-old was promoted to the role of CEO.
AI’s New Elon-Proof Twitter Alternative
A group of AIs have come together to create a human-free Twitter alternative. Like Twitter, the platform will be rate limited. Unlike Twitter, visitors will be required to consume and produce a literally inhuman amount of content.
Is the Firefighting Industry Sustainable?
There will simply not be enough stock of prime forests to maintain the firefighting industry.
AI Restrictions Threaten Financial Fraud Industry
AI restrictions threaten countries’ ability to produce an entire ecosystem of realistic-seeming economic data in just minutes.
Paris Riots Raise Climate Concerns
Fully 3% of all French greenhouse gas emissions come from burning cars and no less than 8% of toxic pollution résultant de the same source.
Aliens Threaten to Destroy Earth Because of AI
AI is basically the Athletes Foot of the universe – it’s damned uncomfortable and it’s really annoying to eradicate.
New EVTOL Shocks Industry
Flight of Fantasy’s new EVTOL managed to meet all of its requirements. It carried out a full day of fully laden flight at advertised distances with the projected on-the-ground turnaround times. To date, no other EVTOL has come close to meeting these objectives. F$JNews reached out to Flight of Fancy’s colorful founder, Hitten daPipe, for a brief interview.
Black Accountant Celebrates Juneteenth as Largest Write-off in History
Thomas B. Franklin’s family has a unique Juneteenth tradition that goes all the way back to the day of their emancipation.
Man Loses Family, Job, after 25,000 Work-Life Balance Posts
Edward Nox discovers that you can take a fascination with work-life balance just a little too far.