New EVTOL Shocks Industry
Flight of Fantasy’s new EVTOL managed to meet all of its requirements. It carried out a full day of fully laden flight at advertised distances with the projected on-the-ground turnaround times. To date, no other EVTOL has come close to meeting these objectives. F$JNews reached out to Flight of Fancy’s colorful founder, Hitten daPipe, for a brief interview.
To Investors, Manure Company Smells Like Roses
I approach the trailer cautiously. Although I’m expected, people have been known to get shot knocking on the wrong doors in these parts. But there is to be no unfriendly greeting today. Instead, before I even reach the door, a big man with happily bobbing jowls opens the door and steps outside.
“Well, hi there!” he says, “Y’all must be the reporters from FSJNews.”
COO Sees ‘Face of Business’ During LSD Trip
“I suddenly understood everything. The whole organization was like a living organism before my eyes… I understood what factors had the largest impact on the business – even the non-obvious ones. I could see past the existing data and into the truth of the corporation. I could sense redundancies and inefficiencies and picture the effects of remediating them. I could understand the implications of every decision I could make. It was a pure business revelation.”
Man Invests $399, Actually Discovers Wall Street Secrets
Man’s life is actually changed by $399 investment in Wall Street Secrets…
Black Accountant Celebrates Juneteenth as Largest Write-off in History
Thomas B. Franklin’s family has a unique Juneteenth tradition that goes all the way back to the day of their emancipation.
Man Loses Family, Job, after 25,000 Work-Life Balance Posts
Edward Nox discovers that you can take a fascination with work-life balance just a little too far.
Internet Users in Fear of Powerful Monetization Virusmone
Internet users are struck by a mysterious monetization virus. F$JNews investigates.
Contract Manager Finds Government Procurement to be “Fast, Easy & Fun!”
Ellen Furgess (a pseudonym) is a supplier satisfaction auditor who works for the U.S. Department of Defense. Her job is largely pointless. For 23 years, Ellen has conducted surveys of various aerospace and defense companies involved in government procurement. She…
Simplistic Social Media Puts Intern to Sleep
Man marketing to CMOs discovers they specialize in extremely boring and simplistic social media posts.
Fearless Venezuelan Bond Holders Make Mammoth Investment in Kakhovka Dam
Demonstrating their reliable nose for opportunity, major investors in Venezuelan bonds surged into a bond underwriting for the Kakhovka dam in southern Ukraine.