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Hollywood Writers Jealous of AI Prompts

While higher wages and better working conditions have topped the list of public demands, in private writers had another overarching concern.

Established Authors Sue First-Timers

I received a threatening letter from the Author’s Union that perfectly mimics the letter written to the AI companies…

Owner-Operators in the Oldest Business Successfully Adapt to AI

The oldest business has long been a first adopter of technologies. Now the industry’s very history of adaptation has left it at risk of losing out to the seductions of AI.

Massive Secret Sponsorships Behind Granny X Games

The combination of eXtreme sports, reduced reaction times, poorer vestibular systems and frailer bodies will make for must see TV

Facebook’s Self-Driving Car is Amazing

Facebook has completed the development of a long anticipated self-driving car.

European Space Agency Planning Quite Unusually Big Interstellar Telescope

My dad knew that after the Pentium, Intel would have to go with the next obvious Greek number – the Sexium. I’ve been living with the consequences ever since.

Israeli Startup Offers New Disruptive Marketing System

“BASICALLY, WE HELP YOU MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMER’S LIVES A LIVING HELL UNTIL THEY AGREE TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT!”

Central Banks Caught Playing Interest Rate Roulette

U.S. Fed caught demonstrating how they determine fiscal policy using interest rate roulette…

Electronic Game Corp. announces Acquisition of Scratch and Sniff Company

“When it comes to games, people often forget about smell. ECG is about to fix that.”

Madison Madison Madison Madison

Madison Consulting has decided that all their marketing copy should just repeat their name again and again

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