Man Invests $399, Actually Discovers Wall Street Secrets
Man’s life is actually changed by $399 investment in Wall Street Secrets…
Man Loses Family, Job, after 25,000 Work-Life Balance Posts
Edward Nox discovers that you can take a fascination with work-life balance just a little too far.
Internet Users in Fear of Powerful Monetization Virusmone
Internet users are struck by a mysterious monetization virus. F$JNews investigates.
Contract Manager Finds Government Procurement to be “Fast, Easy & Fun!”
Ellen Furgess (a pseudonym) is a supplier satisfaction auditor who works for the U.S. Department of Defense. Her job is largely pointless. For 23 years, Ellen has conducted surveys of various aerospace and defense companies involved in government procurement. She…
Simplistic Social Media Puts Intern to Sleep
Man marketing to CMOs discovers they specialize in extremely boring and simplistic social media posts.
Fearless Venezuelan Bond Holders Make Mammoth Investment in Kakhovka Dam
Demonstrating their reliable nose for opportunity, major investors in Venezuelan bonds surged into a bond underwriting for the Kakhovka dam in southern Ukraine.
Business Bankrupted Nanoseconds after Unlocking Synergies
June 14, 2023 – Analysts were shocked by the sudden bankruptcy declaration of Occidental-MIU Ltd. only nanoseconds after the much-heralded merger of the 183-year-old Occidental News Corp and the 3-month-old MIU Ltd. Over the intervening weeks, we at F$JNews have…