The LinkedIn Post That Changed Chuck Macquire’s Life

Chuck MacQuire’s small business was struggling, then he saw *this* LinkedIn post!

Alien Offers Exclusive Course in Intergalactic Accounting

Famed Betelgeusian accounting and finance specialist Mr. BeeBooBee has decided to offer its intergalactically famous Intergalactic Accounting & Finance 101 course to mere Earthlings.

AI’s New Elon-Proof Twitter Alternative

A group of AIs have come together to create a human-free Twitter alternative. Like Twitter, the platform will be rate limited. Unlike Twitter, visitors will be required to consume and produce a literally inhuman amount of content.

Is the Firefighting Industry Sustainable?

There will simply not be enough stock of prime forests to maintain the firefighting industry.

AI Restrictions Threaten Financial Fraud Industry

AI restrictions threaten countries’ ability to produce an entire ecosystem of realistic-seeming economic data in just minutes.

Underwater Real Estate Tycoon Can’t Jump from Foreclosed Property

Underwater real estate tycoon Frank Eddard attempted to jump to his death yesterday afternoon.

Aliens Threaten to Destroy Earth Because of AI

AI is basically the Athletes Foot of the universe – it’s damned uncomfortable and it’s really annoying to eradicate.

New AI Rescues Readers from AI-Generated Blather

I was reading LinkedIn on the can one day and I found myself wondering just how much of my feed was AI-generated regurgitated pap created by so-called ‘content creators’

New EVTOL Shocks Industry

Flight of Fantasy’s new EVTOL managed to meet all of its requirements. It carried out a full day of fully laden flight at advertised distances with the projected on-the-ground turnaround times. To date, no other EVTOL has come close to meeting these objectives. F$JNews reached out to Flight of Fancy’s colorful founder, Hitten daPipe, for a brief interview.

To Investors, Manure Company Smells Like Roses

I approach the trailer cautiously. Although I’m expected, people have been known to get shot knocking on the wrong doors in these parts. But there is to be no unfriendly greeting today. Instead, before I even reach the door, a big man with happily bobbing jowls opens the door and steps outside.

“Well, hi there!” he says, “Y’all must be the reporters from FSJNews.”