COO Sees ‘Face of Business’ During LSD Trip
“I suddenly understood everything. The whole organization was like a living organism before my eyes… I understood what factors had the largest impact on the business – even the non-obvious ones. I could see past the existing data and into the truth of the corporation. I could sense redundancies and inefficiencies and picture the effects of remediating them. I could understand the implications of every decision I could make. It was a pure business revelation.”
Man Invests $399, Actually Discovers Wall Street Secrets
Man’s life is actually changed by $399 investment in Wall Street Secrets…
Man Loses Family, Job, after 25,000 Work-Life Balance Posts
Edward Nox discovers that you can take a fascination with work-life balance just a little too far.
Contract Manager Finds Government Procurement to be “Fast, Easy & Fun!”
Ellen Furgess (a pseudonym) is a supplier satisfaction auditor who works for the U.S. Department of Defense. Her job is largely pointless. For 23 years, Ellen has conducted surveys of various aerospace and defense companies involved in government procurement. She…
Simplistic Social Media Puts Intern to Sleep
Man marketing to CMOs discovers they specialize in extremely boring and simplistic social media posts.
Fearless Venezuelan Bond Holders Make Mammoth Investment in Kakhovka Dam
Demonstrating their reliable nose for opportunity, major investors in Venezuelan bonds surged into a bond underwriting for the Kakhovka dam in southern Ukraine.